Did you know there's a new 12-step therapy group for computer addicts? You start by acknowledging Bill Gates as your higher power.
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are codependant, ask someone to press 2.
If you are a multiple personality, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and we are tracing this call.
If you are schizophrenic, a little voice will tell you what to do.
If you are depressed, it doesn't matter what you do, nobody cares anyway."
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